“The new Glendale Pawn and Jewelry Smart-Phone APP!”
Loyal readers of “Glendale Pawn and Jewelry (The Blog – View)” are well aware that our cantankerous blog scribe “gpawn” is not exactly an “Early adopter” when it comes to new technology. He’s also established himself as a it of a critic of the little black boxes known as “Smart-Phones”. (Please see the archived post, “Gpawn conducts an experiment…” in which gpawn goes unplugged by not wearing his antique cell phone for a week…not surprisingly nobody ever wants to speak with him anyway so it was a rather moot demonstration)
But I digress…
Gpawn is not what we would we would call technology illiterate, after all he runs our first-class website, www.arizonapawnshops.com, does the bulk of the digital photography for the website, works on the search engine optimization (SEO) and generally knows how his way around flowing electrons. He just happens to hate buying a new cell phone every time a piece of new technology comes out. For the record, he’d still be fine with one of these fine pieces of 1990’s technology, if the switch to digital hadn’t taken place.
The finest cell phone ever built…according to gpawn:
So needless to say the staff at Glendale Pawn and Jewelry was astonished when gpawn announced that he had developed a Smart-Phone app for Glendale Pawn and Jewelry.
Without further ado, we are somewhat proud to unveil on our blog, field tested and ready to use, completely downloadable and functional…gpawn’s soon to be World Famous…GLENDALE PAWN AND JEWELRY SMART-PHONE APP!
Uh…yeah…that’s pretty much it. You print this page, cut out the “App”, tape it to your cell phone, bring it in to Glendale Pawn and Jewelry and pick up a FREE DVD. (Limit one per person, for one visit only through October, 2011)
Now loyal readers, this is soon to become an incredibly app and will no doubt be written up in all the technology magazines for the ease of installation, absolute functionality and complete compatibility with your existing smart-phone apps so you better commence printing, cutting and taping REAL fast before every technology geek in the world reverse engineers this thing and comes up with their own version.
Just sayin’…
As always, “We’re glad you’re here!”
gpawn