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Hmmmm, looks like we’re all here after the “Apocalypse” weekend. That’s a good thing!

So it seems that one of the few predictions about the weekend  that came true, made by mortal human beings, was from our blog post titled “May 22nd anybody?” which contained our prognostication: “Somehow we’re thinking that we’ll be back to blogging next week. Have a great weekend and as always…”

Now you know that if you want the most accurate of forecasts for human civilization, all you need is the Glendale Pawn & Jewelry Blog.

Okay, enough of that.

Today’s post is all about human conflict and how Glendale Pawn and Jewelry can help resolve disagreements peaceably and economically. Let’s say that you have a neighbor upstairs or next door that likes to make a bit too much noise for your tastes. Perhaps these neighbors like to make their loud noise at night when most people enjoy sleeping? Perhaps the mental image of your neighbor may look something like this?

Yes...he lives upstairs or maybe next door.

Well friends, it’s time for you to arm yourself. (No, we’re not talking about weapons) What we’re suggesting is a quick visit to Glendale Pawn and Jewelry with just a little bit of money to purchase the following “Weapons of loud guy upstairs destruction”.

Here’s your shopping list:

Okay...here's the "Foundation" for this little project.

This Onkyo surround sound system packs quite a punch and the sound is absolutely amazing. This will serve as the foundation of your message delivery of, “See, it is rather rude to keep people awake at night” communication plan.

Now it’s time for the “Big gun”:

Brace thyself O' destroyer of the peace and quiet.

Yup, we’re talkin’ Sony 12 inch sub-woofer. No messin’ around with this one. Trust us…it’ll deliver the message.

So, during the day when this “Robert Plant wannabe” is trying to sleep (Robert Plant…gpawn is dating himself just a bit…sigh) he’ll get a big heaping dose of his own medicine.

Now what have we learned today loyal readers? Well, it’s important to settle disagreements peacefully. If the offender just can’t be reasoned with, Glendale Pawn and Jewelry is here to help. This matter can be resolved for way less than $500 and you’ll have a fantastic sound system that is very impressive at reasonable volumes, for very little money.

Just tryin’ to help,

gpawn

 

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